My dad is always telling me that he doesn't want to hear about my boobs.
Hmmm... that must mean that I talk about my boobs a lot.
So dad, don't read this one.
This one is about my boobs.
It's been over three months since my surgery and I still can't feel a whole section of my boob.
And in true sports coach style, I'm going to show you exactly where.
I know I should be grateful that I have a new valve and my heart is doing so well. But this whole numb boob thing has really got me down. That's a whole section of sexy time zone gone! Poof!
I keep hoping that the feeling will return. But after 3 months, I'm starting to have my doubts.
Haven't my poor boobs been insulted enough? I have pacemaker wires underneath them that destroyed any chance I had at breastfeeding. Now I can't feel an entire section. Lame.
And so I'm gonna rant on this blog, because I'm frustrated and pissed off. Thank you heart for working so well, but could you please pump some blood to my melons and repair some of that nerve damage. It's the least you can do for me after I went through getting my chest ripped open for you.
Another confession fuelled by my need to overshare. :P
And of course I'm sharing with some other women who value the overshare at All Work and No Play Makes Mommy Go Something Something