Tuesday, 10 August 2010
*sniff* *sniff* What is that smell?
It smells a little like baby puke, diarrhea, laundry soap and sweat?
Oh wait... that's me!
I had the lovely opportunity today to wipe poopy and swat at flies with one hand while catching baby puke in the other. Yup - that's the scent of motherhood.
We were outside playing in the sprinkler when Logan had a sick accident in his little swimmers and wouldn't move from his position lest he get some on his feet. Lane decided that while I was distracted with that mess, it would be a great time to eat some grass and then barf it up.
Anyway, all is well. Lane is cleaned up and drinking juice. Logan is still a little feverish, but is laying on the couch with his Binkie watching Sponge Bob.
I think I'll bottle this scent and sell it to prospective parents. Think twice about parenthood people! It's not for the weak!
I'll call it l'Eau de Mommy :P