Tuesday, 10 August 2010

What's That Smell?

*sniff* *sniff* What is that smell?

It smells a little like baby puke, diarrhea, laundry soap and sweat?

Oh wait... that's me!


I had the lovely opportunity today to wipe poopy and swat at flies with one hand while catching baby puke in the other. Yup - that's the scent of motherhood.

We were outside playing in the sprinkler when Logan had a sick accident in his little swimmers and wouldn't move from his position lest he get some on his feet. Lane decided that while I was distracted with that mess, it would be a great time to eat some grass and then barf it up.

Anyway, all is well. Lane is cleaned up and drinking juice. Logan is still a little feverish, but is laying on the couch with his Binkie watching Sponge Bob.

I think I'll bottle this scent and sell it to prospective parents. Think twice about parenthood people! It's not for the weak!

I'll call it l'Eau de Mommy :P


Anonymous said...

You could pass it out to teenagers in sex education class. It would remind them to use the condom.

Follow Me, I'm Canadian said...

Hope your little one feels better soon! Thanks for joining FMIC! Have a great day!

Anonymous said...

Yep, you know you are a mom when...
I hope your little one feels better soon! Have a good day!