Me and my first mate Logan set out this morning to sail to yonder blue jellyfish!
We arrived and at least 20 rapscallions had escaped from the brig. They were running wild. Logan wanted to round 'em up and make 'em walk that there plank. But his attention was soon turned onto a lovely wench. Lo and behold, the attraction didn't last long. That there girl had a little something going on in the poop deck (if you know what I'm saying) - P.U.!!! She needed a diaper change.
Our voyage proved fruitful. We returned with many colourful chocolate coins as pirate bootie.
Cheers to another successful "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of milk!
*** note: "Jellyfish" is Team T-Lo's code word for "Park" because our first mate is too clever a lad and knows when we're spelling things. ****